Problem:

I went by the farmer's market. First stop, as always: Sir Pops a lot. Not only did he make me a fresh batch, but he also handed me his card, and told me that he created a loyalty program where every 11th bag is free, since I "come all the time." The first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem, right?
My name is Stephanie and I am a Kettle Corn addict.

BTW: SP-A-L's Kettle corn is vegan.  It's not the healthiest thing I could eat, but I CAN eat it.